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lornacrowleys:

protip if a nerd dude tries to give you a pop quiz about the fandom on your shirt/bag/cosplay by asking you to answer a banal and obscure trivia question to prove you’re a Real Gamer, turn the question back on him. ask him about the thematic implications that bit of trivia has on the actual story. ask him about the character development and motivations of the minor characters he’s making you list. ask him if he thinks the major in-universe event he’s testing you on was successful in carrying forward the underlying tone and intent of the work itself. ask him about fucking literary devices. you know that one super tough and intimidating lit teacher everyone encounters at least once in their lifetime? become that teacher. make him sweat. 

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the-painter-and-the-poet:

i-am-a-fish:

seafoamspirit:

i-am-a-fish:

remember to pay your respects to those pretending to be straight today

ive already had to pass up on one gay joke so as to not expose myself

Scene 1: eating breakfast with the fam

Me: could you pass me half of a bagel?

Stepmom: do you want a top or a bottom?

Me: *inhales orange juice*

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mitski-miyawakis:

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taylortut:

you know what’s wild is that all these crazy standards we hold ourselves to are things that we don’t even value in another person? like i’ve never been like “wow I love that this friend of mine is too proud to ask for help and never complains about their feelings” or “my favorite quality about this friend is that they get straight A’s and never get overwhelmed and has never told me about a problem” or “i love that this friend has never been wrong about anything or slipped up and said something embarrassing once in their life” and yet here we are, pushing ourselves past our limits for and beating ourselves up over slipups of things that our friends probably wouldn’t even rank in the top 50 reasons they like us

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waywardequestrian:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

memeseverdie:

This is what I woke up to at 7 am

We’ll never reach this level of comedy again… :(

My RDR2 playthrough

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wonderryuta:

here we go, here we go
on a mission undercover and we’re in control

doppii:

something i’ve been doodling to stay busy

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simisear:

ilovemusicalyy:

GOD this is literally the best tiktok

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sirobvious:

spacehunter-m:

fred likes to say tréasure

Did a nuclear fucking bomb go off in that second one

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